Kids say the darndest things — things you can't believe anyone would ever utter, and they always seem to do it at exactly the wrong time. Whether it's making fun of someone's appearance or speaking an unspeakable truth, there's no way to prevent the word vomit from coming up. All you can hope to do is live the humiliation down, just like like these 12 Reddit users are trying to do.
1. "I was taking my granddaughter, 4, back home after she spent the week with me. While in the bathroom at an Applebee's, she cried "I want my mother!" in front of a state trooper. We left the men's room and went to our table, and she was still whimpering. The state trooper came over and asked me for some ID...I guess just doing his job. I explained that she was my granddaughter and that I was taking her home. He then asked my granddaughter if I was her grandfather. She shook her head no. Then a